A few days ago, I’m standing at a urinal in a pub near Great Portland street when a a man with an American accent a few urinals away speaks to me.
‘Excuss me, can I ask how old you are?’ he says
’44’ is my reply.
‘Well, I’m 56 and when I was younger if I went for a piss it used to come gushing out. Now I can be standing here for a couple of minutes. My doctor says it’s my age and my Prostate’.
‘What can I say’ I say.
‘That’s the way it goes’ He says as he washes his hands. ‘Still I’m having a great time here in London.

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